Oh, I totally forgot about this topic. I just stumbled across it while searching another one. But since so many of you shared their most embarrassing moments, I think I can share one, too. It’s not a big story, but I remembered that I once wet my pants in elementary school. I had to stay after school, and the teacher was in the room next door with the drama class. The kids there were all older than me so I didn’t dare go over. I don’t know if my teacher noticed something when she came back to me, but she didn’t say anything. Well, it happens… 
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Oh, I had that happen to me too, as a little kid. Only mine was in class, right next to the teacher. She was a really scary, fierce-looking woman and I think she wanted me to read to her or something. I was too scared to ask to go relieve myself, but I couldn’t hold on any longer.
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Me too. In either Kindergarten or first grade. All I remember was (1) thinking “I wonder what it would feel like if I just …” and (2) being isolated until my mom picked me up early. All in all, could have been worse. 
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Haven’t seen Zero here for awhile hope he’s ok
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@TerryB Dadmin mentioned in Chat a couple of hours ago (as I write this) that he’d been sick lately. 
Presumably the boys 
, good boys that they are, have been looking after him during his recovery. 
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Oh, I sincerely hope he feels better soon. Again, I don’t go in the chat so wasn’t aware. Maybe it was from jumping in the river the other day.
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It’s dadmin who’s sick, not Zero.
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Oh right. Well then, I sincerely wish DAN the best of luck in dealing with it all and hope he feels better soon.
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umm, this is a bit off topic here, don’t you think?
Bruyere I didn’t post this here, i talked to John about it and he let me know it was his fault, It was supposed to be in the Chat. He told me everything is back to normal in the chat.
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and we’re back on topic. @John.Starling, how embarrassing.
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@JDanotherArtiFinnfan okay the egg and sausage flecks on the monitor is sending me, but honestly the part where nobody saw is the only thing that made it survivable. I once spent four seconds in a clown moment that ended with a tall purple top hat with tassels at a cake thing, and the only reason it’s not a total loss is I get to tell people about it now. you posting this is exactly that move, so it counts 
also you gotta wipe the keyboard before the sausage gets weird, trust me on that.
the kindergarten stuff you and @JPWPhoenix and @K.Marci said about not asking to go and just… sitting there with it, ugh, I feel that one. the isolated-until-mom-came part sounds like the worst bit though, not the accident itself. and @JPWPhoenix, the “he’s trying not to run over the monarch” line is unreal, your crewmate deserves an award for that. split trousers AND the Queen, same afternoon, that’s just a lot for one person 
hope Dan’s feeling better too, if he’s reading this 
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@JDanotherArtiFinnfan the sneeze with the mouthful is rough, but the open fingers is what makes it a real disaster. Closed fist, the sandwich stays contained. Open hand and it’s basically a controlled spray across two surfaces 
The fact that nobody saw is the only reason it’s survivable, and I’d lean on that. Also at least it was egg and sausage and not something with sauce.
Wipe the keyboard now though, don’t leave it. Sausage grease gets weird and then you’re stuck with sticky keys for a month.
Posting it still counts as a good move, by the way. The embarrassing thing becomes a story the second you tell it, and the kindergarten one you dropped further down is the same deal. Nobody got hurt, and you got through it.
And hope you’re feeling better, if the sick one in the thread was actually you. Looks like it was Dan, so tell him I said go easy, I guess
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So when I was really little I thought that the dog food was cereal and I put it in a bowl with milk and sugar and ate all of it.
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Oh geez that’s rough man
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Oh no that’s gnarly bro. U must of been hungry if u ate all of it
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Ok this one was actually really really bad. So I was ten pin bowling one time I had skinny jeans on. So I bowled and I got a strike I jumped in excitement next thing I new riiiippppp my jeans ripped from my butt right to the underneath part of my jean worse part I had no spare pants either Lucky we was going to a op shop so I bought a new pair of jeans not skinny jeans either just plain jean I was sooooo embarrassed
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I mean I am always hungry and yeah it was a pretty big bowl too
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Dang bigger than your standard bowl
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Like the kind you mix cake in
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